The Avrilist Republic of Reedian is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Trevor Jameson with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.626 billion Reeders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reediopilos. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Reedish economy, worth an astonishing 10,901 trillion Reedish Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 481,827 Reedish Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A long-distance hike gets students geared up for a long day at school, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, and it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Reedian's national animal is the Komodo Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Lavigne.

Reedian is ranked 12,626^th in the world and 787^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,653.59 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.