by Max Barry

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd Largest Retail Industry: 136th
The Social Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Get in loser we’re seizing the means of production!
General Secretary Trevor J
Eminence Grise
Secretary of French Fry Affairs
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population7.039 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Trevor J
FaithState Sponsored Atheism

CurrencyReedish Pound

The Social Commonwealth of Reedian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Trevor J with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.039 billion Reeders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reediopilos. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reedish economy, worth a remarkable 3,182 trillion Reedish Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 452,075 Reedish Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is completely gun-free, vaccinations are mandatory, builders across Reedian are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Reedian's national animal is the Ermuce, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Sponsored Atheism.

Reedian is ranked 172,886th in the world and 35th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 27.98 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 59thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122ndLargest Retail Industry: 136thMost Corrupt Governments: 149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rdLargest Insurance Industry: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 220thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 254thLargest Black Market: 269thHighest Poor Incomes: 322ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327thHighest Average Incomes: 332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360thMost Avoided: 363rdFattest Citizens: 464thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,715thTop
Most Secular: 1,799thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,803rdHighest Economic Output: 2,889thLargest Governments: 3,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,358thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,682ndRudest Citizens: 3,928thNudest: 4,384thMost Efficient Economies: 5,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,902ndMost Influential: 7,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,388thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,427thMost Conservative: 9,481stLowest Crime Rates: 11,660thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,072ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,620thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,881stMost Stationary: 16,019thSmartest Citizens: 17,085th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, crimes are difficult to stop as most of the police force is stuck in traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, builders across Reedian are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, the nation is completely gun-free.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Reedian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Reedian, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Reedian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » 0tis-t and Greater New Indus.

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