The Technocracy of Rashaulgia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Webserver named VAL-900 with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.117 billion Rashaulgians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonalds Park and Preserve. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rashaulgian economy, worth a remarkable 4,575 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 283,880 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

A Webserver named VAL-900 has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rashaulgia's national animal is the jarred einstein, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Java Beans Specifications.

Rashaulgia is ranked 60,540^th in the world and 3,412^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,249.88 on the Gilded Widget Scale.