The Democratic Republic of Rainbow Banana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Much Majestic with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.421 billion Rainbow Bananans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbow Root. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainbow Bananan economy, worth a remarkable 4,356 trillion Bananas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,064 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, Rainbow Bananan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Much Majestic, there's a bright dawn ahead for Rainbow Banana, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow Banana's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rainbow Amen.

Rainbow Banana is ranked 1,016^th in the world and 29^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 372 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.