The Democratic Republic of Rainbow Banana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Much Majestic with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.982 billion Rainbow Bananans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rainbow Root. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainbow Bananan economy, worth a remarkable 4,754 trillion Bananas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 250,455 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rainbow Banana's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rainbow Amen.

Rainbow Banana is ranked 218,642^nd in the world and 1,464^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 326 billion Standard Monetary Units.