The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ducem with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.218 billion Quidomneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quia. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Quidomnean economy, worth a remarkable 4,797 trillion Quantums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,898 Quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, refugees from other nations are flocking to Quidomne's border, skateparks can be found in every city, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Quidomne's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quidomne is ranked 16,726^th in the world and 1^st in Angels of Derp for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.01 law-abiding acts per hour.