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Least Corrupt Governments: 571st Largest Welfare Programs: 860th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 896th
The Scrunchy Derp of
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Population16.885 billion



The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ducem with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.885 billion Quidomneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Quidomnean economy, worth a remarkable 2,466 trillion Quantums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,082 Quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Quidomne's mid-life crisis, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Quidomne's border. Crime is totally unknown. Quidomne's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quidomne is ranked 4,355th in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Highest Economic Output, with 2,466 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 571stLargest Welfare Programs: 860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 896thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,089thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,503rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,518thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,718thMost Stationary: 1,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,221stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,298thMost Developed: 2,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,385thNicest Citizens: 2,571stMost Pacifist: 2,718thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,792ndSafest: 2,880thBest Weather: 2,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,979thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,019thMost Influential: 3,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,110thLargest Governments: 3,456thMost Cultured: 3,500thSmartest Citizens: 3,729thHighest Economic Output: 4,355thHealthiest Citizens: 4,509thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,667thNudest: 7,096thLargest Populations: 7,123rdMost Inclusive: 7,875thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,690thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,058thHighest Average Incomes: 13,412thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,594th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Quidomne lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • : Quidomne's influence in Angels of Derp fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Quidomne's influence in Angels of Derp rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.


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