The Confederacy of Pyazhnaya is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 6.466 billion Pyazhnayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krasnograd. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pyazhnayan economy, worth 352 trillion koronas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,512 koronas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pyazhnaya's national animal is the arctic marble fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pyazhnaya is ranked 78,084^th in the world and 28^th in Anaia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.83 law-abiding acts per hour.