Population | 11.7 billion |
Capital | Ujazdow |
Leader | Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski |
Faith | The Church of the Liberator of Mankind |
Currency | złoty |
Animal | Eagle |
The Now Blauveldt-Ryszana of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 11.7 billion Blauveldter-Ryszanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ujazdow. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Blauveldter-Ryszanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,246 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 192,019 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
News headlines suggest that Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and astronomers are flocking to Polish Prussian Commonwealth to take advantage of its clear night skies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Liberator of Mankind.
Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 5,867th in the world and 1st in Bricks and Bags for Most Cultured, scoring 154 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, astronomers are flocking to Polish Prussian Commonwealth to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, news headlines suggest that Krazus von Laurenberg-Baranowski has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Polish Prussian Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Polish Prussian Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Polish Prussian Commonwealth, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.