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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,444th Largest Mining Sector: 4,062nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,090th
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Kto przeżyje wolnym będzie, Kto umiera, wolny już!
Civil Rights
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Population1.152 billion

LeaderCrassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon


The Commonwealth of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.152 billion Prussian-Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The strong Prussian-Polish economy, worth 83.0 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 72,064 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon performing the Full-Monty are selling out, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 144,259th in the world and 152nd in Federation of Conservative Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 7.75 Obesity Rate.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,444thLargest Mining Sector: 4,062ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,090thMost Devout: 11,091stMost Conservative: 17,016th
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the region

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