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Most Devout: 2,311thMost Armed: 2,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,185th
The Cryptocatholic of
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Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Population3.842 billion

LeaderCrassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon


The Cryptocatholic of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.842 billion Prussian-Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Prussian-Polish economy, worth 507 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 132,170 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon can kill you with mind-bullets, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 200,090th in the world and 6th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -411.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Devout: 2,311thMost Armed: 2,356thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,794thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,098thHealthiest Citizens: 8,289thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,884thLargest Mining Sector: 10,154thTop
Rudest Citizens: 11,070thSmartest Citizens: 12,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,123rdBest Weather: 14,264thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,795thHighest Average Incomes: 18,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 20,555th

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