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Most Devout: 1,470thMost Armed: 2,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,923rd
The TOTES NOT a Stratocracy of
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Population7.947 billion

LeaderKrasus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon
FaithRoman Catholicism


The TOTES NOT a Stratocracy of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Krasus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.947 billion Prussian-Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian-Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,352 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Krasus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon proudly dismantled a broken door, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 253,834th in the world and 20th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -28 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Devout: 1,470thTop
Most Armed: 2,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,250thHealthiest Citizens: 4,767thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,963rdRudest Citizens: 5,375thMost Developed: 5,643rdLargest Insurance Industry: 6,341stSmartest Citizens: 6,373rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,222ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,897thSafest: 9,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,389thBest Weather: 11,576thMost Patriotic: 11,884thHighest Average Incomes: 12,577thLowest Crime Rates: 12,607thMost Cultured: 12,829thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,024thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,465thLargest Governments: 15,158thHighest Economic Output: 15,931stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,290thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,379thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,164thLargest Mining Sector: 18,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,753rdMost Efficient Economies: 24,704thMost Influential: 24,833rd
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

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