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Most Devout: 1,432ndMost Armed: 2,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,740th
The Totally not a Stratocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon
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Polish Prussian Commonwealth

Population6.993 billion

LeaderCrassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Totally not a Stratocracy of Polish Prussian Commonwealth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.993 billion Prussian-Poles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian-Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,352 złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Crassus von Hohenzollern-Jagiellon proudly dismantled a broken door, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Prussian Commonwealth's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Polish Prussian Commonwealth is ranked 247,391st in the world and 15th in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 4.22 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 1,432ndMost Armed: 2,514thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,144thHealthiest Citizens: 4,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,719thRudest Citizens: 5,151stMost Developed: 5,515thSmartest Citizens: 6,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,613thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,200thSafest: 9,258thBest Weather: 10,688thMost Patriotic: 10,804thHighest Average Incomes: 11,949thLowest Crime Rates: 12,267thTop
Most Cultured: 12,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,666thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,210thLargest Governments: 14,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,123rdHighest Economic Output: 17,404thLargest Mining Sector: 17,641stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,828thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,255thMost Efficient Economies: 23,263rd

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