The Charlie Brown State of Peanutsland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Snoopy with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, devout population of 31.019 billion Peanuts are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beagleton. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Peanutslandian economy, worth 119 trillion Rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,839 Rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The last thing Peanutslandian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees, religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peanutsland's national animal is the Beagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Peanutsland is ranked 294,173^rd in the world and 4,319^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 12.17 insults per minute.