The Federated States of Pazill Ran is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.031 billion Pazillians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arlington. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pazillian economy, worth 50.0 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,475 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Pazillian surveillance, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, replacement organs are grown in vats, and the Pazillian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazill Ran's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pazill Ran is ranked 191,851^st in the world and 1,103^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 9.48 Obesity Rate.