The Doll-House Empire of Pasig is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The God-Empress Barbie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.2 billion Pasigueroes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toy Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pasigian economy, worth a remarkable 6,670 trillion tenbous a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 314,643 tenbous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, preservative-laden Pasigian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, and the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pasig's national animal is the numemon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Idollatry.

Pasig is ranked 113,302^nd in the world and 19^th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Most Conservative, scoring 64.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.