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Flers-Douai wrote:

Why
Stands up
“Lemme ask yuo a questBURPion”
Pauses for effect
“WAITER WHY IS THERE BLOOD IN MY DEW”

*Slams hand on glass, breaking it*

*Hand starts bleeding badly*

I told you to keep your goddamn voice down and you're gonna disrespect me in my home during dinner right in front of gramps!?

*Fvcking flips table*

*Grabs chair and slams it into the wall, breaking it*

*Pulls out razor*

You're gonna learn! You're gonna fvcking learn!