Post

Honeydewistanian News Corporation (HNC) Sport-of-the-Day host Buck Andrews has this to say:

"Un-[expletive deleted]-believable! It's rigged! It's all rigged! It's all [expletive deleted] rigged by the [expletive deleted] in charge of the [expletive deleted] [incoherent]!!!"

"Even then, what an awful [expletive deleted] performance by those two [expletive deleted] so called "tennis players". That [expletive deleted] Szalai had her head in the clouds the whole time! And that [expletive deleted] daughter of a [expletive deleted] Mathers-Warren can't even serve a [expletive deleted] ball properly! How are supposed to [expletive deleted] [incoherent] with these two [expletive deleted] [incoherent]! And I don't even want to talk about that [expletive deleted] disgrace of our football team. I recommend that all of our athletes be fired with IMMEDIATE EFFECT. Even I could [expletive deleted] do better and I'm 70!"

The manager of Honeydewopolis City Football Club, Annie Hoffenheim, had this to say:

"I didn't think our athletes did too badly... it was just bad luck facing some great Refugi! It was a lovely event overall. We'll be back next time though! And this time, I'll personally coach that leftback to not backpass during a counterattack. Sheesh."

Preschool teacher Ahmed John-Lewis had this to say:

"I don't know really. I don't watch sports. Why did you ask me this again?"