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TURKEY TO INTERCEPT REFUGEE BOATS

JANUARY 2026

With multiple European States whining about Refugees after less than a week of fighting in Lebanon, the Turkish Foreign Ministry in coordination with Representatives of the Naval Forces has announced that Turkey shall intercept Refugee boats heading away from Lebanon and re-route them to Northern Cyprus where the Turkish Government shall assign a total of 420 million USD on an annual basis to construct and maintain a tent based Refugee center providing safety to those Refugees. Responsibility for Law Enforcement and the protection of said center shall fall to the Northern Cyprus Security Forces Command, an independent wing of the Armed Forces possessing a total active force of 15,000. The Turkish Government will try to work closely with foreign States and organizations wishing to assist in the form of supplies or manpower, however is fully committed to independently covering the cost in both men and supplies. As the number of Refugees increase, new Camps will be established in order to keep their organization manageable under different Camp administrations.

Turkish memes spreading across the internet show a Turkish General facepalming next to a picture of a Spanish Coast Guard Boat with the quote : "If the Euros dont want Refugees, why do they keep pulling them ashore?"