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Today is the 235th anniversary of the founding of the Bavarian Illuminati. In honor of which...

Hit it, boys!

"It was 235 years ago today,
Adam Weishaupt taught the band to play,
They've been going in and out of style,
But they're guaranteed to cause denial.
So let me introduce to you
The band who's owned you all these years,
Adam Weishaupt's Starry Wisdom band!"

[guitar solo]