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Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Unojo wrote:GWSHD
International Unojoish News Service (IUNS) #2

Capitalism Edition

Hello Everyone, welcome to the 2nd official IUNS publication/news stories. This station is to show the outside world about the happening in Unojo. It shows that we are open! (but the Unojoish public don't see it, thus, it's in english.) This show is ran by me, Carlia Rey!
Uh OH

Recent Allegations have been brought up that claim that Future Science abuses animal and the probability of them using human subjects. As you may know, Future Science has recently started experimentation on animals and single celled organism in order to integrate them into society. The experiments also try to enhance the genetics of the creature and give them special abilities. Some have called into question the ethics of the experiments. Also some reports of people (who wish to stay anonymous) who claim to be kidnapped and injected with "strange needles".
The CEO of FSC (future science corp) says "These Libs are trying to stop science itself. WE DON'T DO WHAT THEY SAY." He said this in a court case in the US. Who knows if this is true.
WA's Twisting Our Hand (that we don't have).

One in every 100,000 Unojoians have been diagnosed with a disability of some sort. This is because of Unojo's policy of killing the disabled before they reach the age of 25. This is a problem because The WA would annihilate us if this continues they aren't getting enough care. The Paralagresso was freaking out about what to do when a Canadian by the name of Jacques Wells told them about his plan.
Wells was planning on creating a family of facilities to help the disabled called Get Wells School Houses for the Disabled or GWSHD. Crippled? They'll give a quality replacement. Have a disorder? They have the cure for it! It may not be instantaneous, but we are told it works. Blonde? Go to hell. One problem for Wells is that Canada didn't like his idea and banished him to Argentia. He came to us for his plan.
At first, Malnja hated the plan. Why would she help a man, a canadian man! But she realised that supporting a charity would be good for the community and agreed to open one on each colony.
Some people say that GWSHD is a prison camp for the disabled and is inhumane, but this company is owned by a canadian. Would they really do anything crazy like the allegations of:
-Shock Torture
-Whipping
-Starving
-Rape
-Social Isolation
-and Psychological Torture?
NO way! We had an interview of a formerly bipolar patient and they said "They were so nice to me. I-I don't want to leave- I mean I wouldn't want to leave!"
That's all for today! Sorry it's a bit short. If you know someone who has a disability, go to your local GWSHD or call 545-666-2112. I've been Carlia Rey, and this is IUNS!
(WOOOOOOO! I NAILED IT)
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Perhaps GWSHD can be incorporated into other nations as well!

*Prepares the single Weryalachiressaraxiatopian refugee camp in the backround*

Melicorium, Figyjharli, Unojo, and Pagrosse

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