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***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

Choo-Chew, New Taco Rolling In! All fresh, all new! Saturday Breakfast In Place time! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, in Texas, all 2,468,854,000,000 of you.

Today's special breakfast will Saturday Frijoles con Tocino Breakfast Tacos [COVID-19 Week XLIII Edition]! The Head Chef at The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is rolling, rolling, rolling as they bust out yet another new one just for Texans everywhere! Today, the humble pinto bean returns! We simmered them all night long in a secret process (involving onion, jalapeños, and bacon, but shhh), then smashed in cast-iron skillets after the skillets had been used for frying up the crispiest, golden-brown, thin-sliced bacon you have ever seen. The end result is an awesome batch of bacony-spicy refried beans. We generously smear that on a couple of hand-made corn tortillas, made by certified Texas Abuelitas with love, and pop on a slice of that incredible bacon. Esta listo!

Today's Special Salsa is not actually salsa but is - Queso - good and chunky queso made with serranos for a little heat. A sealed cup of Texas-made Longhorn Cheddar Jack cheese is also included in case you need a double cheese fix. And, a small cup of chopped onions is included for those who should so desire. The taco is hermetically-sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch that is wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. We are trying to keep it real, peeps. For your beverage accompaniment, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and a napkin. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®

Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well.

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff, and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, VirtualTexans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 822 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 16¼ years! Check it out! Good stuff!