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Region: Psychotic Dictatorships

Rock paper scissors with my cat

I am officially announcing my intention to run for the position of delegate for this glorious reason.

Though the Holy Empire of Rock Paper Scissors with my Cat is not the oldest nation running, it is by far the most capable for this position. Other nations running for this position are under the illusion that their statistics are what makes them qualified to run. I say no! I say that the best candidate to run for this position should be the one that best represents the ideals of the DEAREST LEADER. Ultimately we are all on this region to serve the DEAREST LEADER, and that should be reflected in our choice for delegation.

I believe that under this criteria, the Holy Empire of Rock Paper Scissors with my Cat is the most qualified nation. This empire has always rejected the notion of democracy. The government has always been under the control of those who reject the will of the people in favor of whim. This empire is run by corporate monopolies who are willing to aggressively assert their power. Capitalism and Authoritarianism are compatible, as proven by this empire. This nation has always sacrificed civil rights and political freedom in favor of monetary gain, which is reflective of how the ideal authoritarian nation should sacrifice liberty for the improvement of the state.

The DEAREST LEADER should want a nation that best reflects its goals onto the WA, and that is why you should vote for the Holy Empire of Rock Paper Scissors with my Cat.

Glory to the DEAREST LEADER!!!

White Amazons, Destructive Government Economic System, Hellkan, Desopotamian, and 2 othersGlisa, and Gluk gluk

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