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In the name of The Democratic Republic's future, I'd like to announce my plan to found VALTRAD, also known as the Values and Traditions Party of The Democratic Republic. Now, what does this party stand for? Our party is founded on the following principles:

• PP is a bad name for a party! (We plan to BAN all parties named after the male phallus)

• Democratic Republicans is literally the most confusing name out there! (We plan to ban them, too)

• Boomers deserve banishment! (We ought to keep those pesky boomers from our government, we've let them roam free for too long)

• Nicknames should not be restricted to your nation name! (We plan to REPEAL and REPLACE this horrible act with the ACA, Affordable Care Act)

• Civil disobedience is the best path to independence! (We plan to disobey boomer authorities until they grant us independence from their horrible regime)

So join VALTRAD today, we will protect you from the boomers and their oppressive actions. (Note: This will actually be a legitimate party, if you have any questions, ask me on discord @Pink. We will have an actual policy basis.)