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"-After the treacherous Governor of the Colony of Nqobani declared their independence-" *static*

*gunfire* "-mnit! I'm with the garrison here in New Ostberg, we're taking fire from the Nqobanian militias-" *static*

*cheering* "-ere in the square, where proud Ngobanian citizens, just seconds ago, burned the imperialist Maarmetlander flag, and toppled the statue of the oppressive pig, Friedric-" *static*

*horrific screaming* "-butchered like animals! They started dragging Maarmetlanders into the streets, and began hacking them to death with machetes! I shot one of them, but then 5 more came. I panicked and ra-" *static*

*waves* "Thousands of tourists lay dead in the beach here in New Ostberg after a mob of Ngobanians came earlier this morning, with machetes on their hands. The mandatory evacuation of Maarmetlanders and foreigners have begun, and the military is fortifying the airport-"..."Ma'am, we need to go."..."What?"..."Ma'am, we need to go, NOW!" *gunfire* HRRK!..."GRETA!" *cameraman drops his camera on the sand* ..."DON'T COME NEAR ME, YOU ANIMALS! NO- AAAAAAAAAGHHH!!" *static*

"-ACKUP! THEY'RE KILLING EVERYONE IN HERE! THE AIRPORT IS BARELY HOLDING ON!" *static*

"Here we see a row of dead imperialist pigs." *camera pans to a row of hanging corpses, ranging from Maarmetlander soldiers to foreign tourists*..."Cowards who cannot even fight back. They may have killed many of us, but our mission still stands. We will cleanse this land from foreign oppression, and ensure that our people will live freely, for a better tomorrow." *static*

"The death toll must already be in the tens of thousands, by this point. Not to mention the thousands of tourists currently in that hellhole. We must send in the army and retaliate against these savages. They're isolated from the world! Well, I mean, they murdered thousands of tourists, didn't they? They want death? We'll give them death." *static*

"-istry of Foreign Affairs has already called on the nations of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators to keep their citizens from travelling to Nqobani, and cooperate with Maarmetland to recover their citizens currently being held-" *static*

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Hail, the Confederation!