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Region: The East Pacific

"Right. Before ice cream, we're going for a hike - I'll be right back . . ." Phoebe grabs a broom and goes into the front yard.
There's a rather familiar voice squawking in protest.
"Do you have literally nothing better to do?"
"OW - well you see - OW F#CK STOP"
"Get out of my hedge, I'll consider it."
". . . look I'm just kind of lonely."
"YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE BY STALKING THEM. Get out of my yard, Coren."

She comes back in the door with an exasperated look. "Let's go before he comes back, hey?"

"Maybe next time take the handle and shove it up his-" I cut Jasmine off before she can finish her sentence.

"Going sounds good."

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