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Region: Texas

Quetzalleia

Queen falcona stark: Falcona, my condolences to you as well.
NewTexas: I’d like to congratulate you for for winning the BINGO game Big Tex. By the way, as a Star Wars fan, I love this:

NewTexas wrote:***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

In honor of May 4th, we will even endeavor to make a Millenium Falcon-shaped waffle complete with mini-Tie Fighter waffle-ettes in pursuit.

Fort verden wrote:Alright my love. You have my word that I will never risk my life again.

My lord, if you keep your word, you’ll continue to be the greatest husband in the whole world. *Hugs and kisses*

Fort verden wrote:Leia my love, you are the love of my life and I am glad you still consider me to be the greatest husband in the whole world after all the anguish, pain and worry I have caused you this year by becoming seriously ill twice. :(

Twice my lord? I think you've only counted the two heart attacks you’ve suffered and so you miscounted the number of times you were seriously ill this year. Every cardiac arrest/ventricular tachycardia required to be shocked by your Implantable cardioverter-defibrillator counted as a serious illness too because you could've died if you weren't supported by VA-ECMO.

1st serious illness: 1st heart attack
2nd – 34th serious illness: 33 cardiac arrests required to be shocked by your ICD while on VA-ECMO full cardiopulmonary life support

35th serious illness: 34th cardiac arrest: clinically dead for 5 minutes before you were successfully resuscitated by me and taken to hospital in an ambulance.

36th serious illness: 2nd heart attack
37th serious illness: 35th cardiac arrest concurrent with your 2nd heart attack: clinically dead for 3 minutes before you were successfully resuscitated in the Cardiac Ward and connected to VA-ECMO.
38th to 497th serious illness: 36th to 495th cardiac arrests or ventricular tachycardia required to be shocked by your ICD while while on VA-ECMO full cardiopulmonary life support from Thursday (61), Friday to Sunday (average of 132 per day), Monday after your Cardiac Catheter Ablation procedure (3).

Verner my lord, you weren’t seriously ill twice. You were seriously ill 497 times and you’ve even died and had to be resuscitated twice! :(

I love you so much and can't lose you my lord. I hope you don't become seriously ill again in future. :(

*Hugs and kisses*

Ruritania hadar aldebaran wrote: I’m taking your advice Ma’am.

Good and please call me Leia.

Fort verden wrote:Thank you for congratulating me as well as giving me a bouquet of flowers, a hug and a kiss, Leia my love. :)

Issues Test Bed wrote:**Blushes, big time...**

Awww shucks, ma'am.

Talitha macer wrote:Thank you very much Leia! :D

You’re welcome everyone. :)

Edge calibur wrote:Emmett is very glad Verner isn’t on life support in the ICU anymore and will continue to light prayer candles and pray for Verner’s recovery. Get well soon Verner!

Thank you for praying for my lord to recover, Emmett!

Fort verden wrote: Milla Jovovich is a hot babe indeed

*Slaps Verner*

Leia

Fort verden

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