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Region: Eientei Gensokyo

Eldikar

United cult of britain wrote:

"Hello I'm Wülf and welcome to another Bright Falls Radio Broadcast. We have a few stories this time. One will be hosted by our Dave. Well thanks for tuning in and lets get to the news."

*Meanwhile in the law enforcement HQ.*
Adam Viktor: Listen up cadets! Today we are getting rid of batons, and replacing them with a katana.
Cadet: But why sir?
Adam: Because a katana is cool.
Cadet: Not what I meant sir. I'm asking why are we replacing them.
Adam: Good question. A baton is fun and all, but ima be the entire police for using a katana.....
Cadet: That can end horribly....
Adam: Nah, we have the power to push the rioters back.

*Dr Anderson just tested a brand new bomber that can with stand a large amount of damage. It's crewed by twenty people.*

Hi I'm Dave, and I'll be doing and interview with a slime from Kavotik ceru. So we sponsored it's flight through dimensions and brought it here to our studio. So Slime you have a name?

Adam. If you would allow me to. I have spent a thousand years training the katana myself. Reapers Toll would be glad to teach your police forces to weld his brothers.

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