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Region: the South Pacific

Si-topia wrote:My love... I'm sorry you had to see this...
*struggles for breath as the bleach burns holes in my organs*

Oh Si. It’s fun in the ghost world. Trust me.

Well, unless you somehow come back to life...... *Sighs*

*Dials Gadget Factory*

Hello? Yes. I need it now. What?! 12 years? Unacceptable! I need it now!

*Hangs up*

Lily pad nation wrote:So you’re saying we shouldn’t kill ourselves to gain mystical powers because we aren’t “cool” enough?

Alright, fine. Si stop having massive organ failure, apparent it’s not the “hip” thing to do.

No. Because you didn’t die in a..... Hmmm....... How do I put this...... Oh! *Phone rings*

The Solar System Scope, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Si-topia, Great vritannia, and 1 otherLily pad nation

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