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Vespeterium major wrote:

Julian Assange looks like the terrifying albino who drowns me every night in my dreams. I fear I may wake to him whispering 'Gday drongo, I'm gonna start a worldwide information revolution but first I'm gonna drown ya like you dreamed okay?'

Impossible! Assange couldn't drown anyone. You need some amount of water to drown a person. How's he gonna manage that with all his leaks?