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the hell does Brusseldorf do to be even more eco-friendly than I?

does every citizen contractually inhale their own farts to reduce methane? is the desert secretly covered in trees to absorb CO2?

Glengo Island wrote:the hell does Brusseldorf do to be even more eco-friendly than I?

does every citizen contractually inhale their own farts to reduce methane? is the desert secretly covered in trees to absorb CO2?

I just love the environment you know

Environment and military

If your nation has poor climate policies I will invade you just to impose better climate policies then rescind power to your original government

Glengo Island wrote:the hell does Brusseldorf do to be even more eco-friendly than I?

does every citizen contractually inhale their own farts to reduce methane? is the desert secretly covered in trees to absorb CO2?

cow genocide

Cow tools

what font are you?

I'm Pacifico

Glengo Island wrote:what font are you?

I'm Pacifico

wingdings

Bahnschrift

Quelsh what happened to the polls :(

They were a highlight of my daily login

ikr

Brusseldorf wrote:Quelsh what happened to the polls :(

They were a highlight of my daily login

oops haha yeah i forgot

mail

Glengo Island wrote:what font are you?

I'm Pacifico

Courier New

Australia Post wrote:Courier New

Ahh an architect

Quelsh wrote:wingdings

i expect nothing less

Brusseldorf wrote:Bahnschrift

great choice, deutsche-roadsign

Australia Post wrote:Courier New

Brusseldorf wrote:Ahh an architect

ONE NICHE TOPIC AT A TIME, I CAN'T KEEP UP

i am beginning work on the plant life of my country

and i am irresponsibly afraid some botanist is going to wreck my whole sh!t
"that's not how plants on islands work, you peon. you literal infant. absolute void-for-brains"

Glengo Island wrote:i am beginning work on the plant life of my country

and i am irresponsibly afraid some botanist is going to wreck my whole sh!t
"that's not how plants on islands work, you peon. you literal infant. absolute void-for-brains"

quelsh does not have plant life

Comic Sans

Quelsh wrote:quelsh does not have plant life

I can’t remember if I ever shared this but I wrote this two years ago as a sequel to the first Australialia Cataclysm

Chapter One
The earth was utterly annihilated. The actual ground level could no longer be accurately discerned, such was the scale of the craters that wracked the landscape. For kilometres in every direction there was the same awful smell of charred soil. The undergrowth which hadn’t been completely vaporised during the weeks of constant bombing was smoking, tendrils reaching up to the bleeding sky.
It was truly Hell on Earth.
And where the smoke was chokingly thick, in the center of the scorched nightmare, in the heart of Hell, the faint sound of jazz could be heard.

That’s my description of a small corner of Quelsh

Ancient antarctica

Anyone want their furniture restored?

Any plans for N-day?

Ancient antarctica wrote:Anyone want their furniture restored?

I have this antique mahogany desk emblazoned with a gold-leaf motif of a postman bugle. Its got a raised trim around the edges and a countersunk "Australia Post" logo in the center. Any chance you could fix it up? It's got a few bite marks along the edge and needs a decent cleaning and some varnish... Willing to pay top stamps...

Australia Post wrote:Any plans for N-day?

Nuke things until they go away I guess
We should make our own faction, yes?

Australia Post wrote:Any plans for N-day?

nuke poll

Brusseldorf wrote:I can’t remember if I ever shared this but I wrote this two years ago as a sequel to the first Australialia Cataclysm

Chapter One
The earth was utterly annihilated. The actual ground level could no longer be accurately discerned, such was the scale of the craters that wracked the landscape. For kilometres in every direction there was the same awful smell of charred soil. The undergrowth which hadn’t been completely vaporised during the weeks of constant bombing was smoking, tendrils reaching up to the bleeding sky.
It was truly Hell on Earth.
And where the smoke was chokingly thick, in the center of the scorched nightmare, in the heart of Hell, the faint sound of jazz could be heard.

That’s my description of a small corner of Quelsh

oh I forgot to mention: yes you did share this

speaking of which I really ought to keep working on the conclusion of the Wacky Events of Quelsh

Australia Post wrote:"Australia Post"

I've been thinking more about a story that would have been an actual book written in 1909-1920 or so about the misadventures of two young men in Glengo (like "Burmese Days" but not emotionally destructive, more like an older, fictional Terry Pratchett with anti-colonialist sympathies)

And the relevant part is that it starts in the Australian postal system (the two characters work there on account of their parents being wealthy Englishmen and nepotism) where after a blunder of some size (no idea what) gets them sent over on "holiday" (read: extreme punishment due to unruly natives and "humidity" or some Pommy complaint)

The grand empire of andor

Got accepted into the university I'm transferring to. Yay?

Hello!

**sends over a basket of muffins & butter, a thermos of coffee, and Hershey's kisses**

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