The Most Devout in The Internationale
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of Art Fan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Exclusion Zone of Anasychkinark | Father Knows Best State | “The revolution never ends, the struggle never ceases!” | |
| 3. |  The Rogue Nation of Puuppie | Left-wing Utopia | “Do Whatever!” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Vibr | Democratic Socialists | “E Pluribus Anus” | |
| 5. |  The Dirty Commie Utopia of Raerok | Democratic Socialists | “bad and bourgeoisie” | |
| 6. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Reic Ste Rhinia | New York Times Democracy | “Please send help” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Xerxe | Father Knows Best State | “Long Live the Mighty King” | |
| 8. |  The Trotskyist Federation of Achung | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Who does not go with us is against us” | |
| 9. |  The King Dust Demon of The Mustache Man- | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “He's a king dust demon with an icepick smile.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Courelli in TI | Corporate Bordello | “La volontà del popolo è la legge suprema” |
