by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Refugia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Refugia is ranked 20,996th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Plutocratic Principalities of HoneydewistaniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.”
2.The Elemental Adventurer of Avatar WebbyAnarchy“Reincarnated to protect a different universe.”
3.The Empire of BDMonkeysFather Knows Best State“When in doubt, add a cup holder”
4.The Republic of IntegrexiaCapitalist Paradise“Virtue in caps”
5.The Incorporated States of Dimm-A-LandCompulsory Consumerist State“More milk, more mind control And more money,”
6.The Dictatorship of LisCompulsory Consumerist State“Lis will live on”
7.The Community of Happpy placeCivil Rights Lovefest“Wanna play hi five”
8.The Confederacy of Rhia DicalAnarchy“Strength Through Liberty”
9.The Democratic Republic of Goal roseCorporate Bordello“Peace and Justice”
10.The Commonwealth of SeasnousilleAnarchy“Prosperity is Loyalty”
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