The Fattest Citizens in Refugia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Refugia is ranked 23,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Royal Plutocracy of Honeydewistania | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.” | |
| 2. |  The Elemental Adventurer of Avatar Webby | Anarchy | “Reincarnated to protect a different universe.” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Magnahoidia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Putas, cowboys y porros” | |
| 4. |  The Disputed Territories of Risca Junobal | Capitalist Paradise | “Strength Through Excellence” | |
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Chacapoyan Breakaway States | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Freedom from tyranny! Freedom from The Council!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Israzawk | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Strength Through Excellence” | |
| 7. |  The People's Empire of Acastu | New York Times Democracy | “The power of the people shall not perish from the Earth” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Sioma | Corporate Bordello | “Trust in Neutrality” | |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Urulga New | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 10. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Pax Hispanica | Capitalist Paradise | “Plus Ultra” |
