by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Refugia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Refugia is ranked 23,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Royal Plutocracy of HoneydewistaniaCompulsory Consumerist State“Take the red pill. Drink the melonade.”
2.The Elemental Adventurer of Avatar WebbyAnarchy“Reincarnated to protect a different universe.”
3.The Holy Empire of MagnahoidiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Putas, cowboys y porros”
4.The Disputed Territories of Risca JunobalCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Excellence”
5.The Commonwealth of Chacapoyan Breakaway StatesCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom from tyranny! Freedom from The Council!”
6.The Kingdom of IsrazawkCompulsory Consumerist State“Strength Through Excellence”
7.The People's Empire of AcastuNew York Times Democracy“The power of the people shall not perish from the Earth”
8.The Commonwealth of SiomaCorporate Bordello“Trust in Neutrality”
9.The People's Republic of Urulga NewBenevolent Dictatorship“Unity, Discipline, Work”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of Pax HispanicaCapitalist Paradise“Plus Ultra”
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