The Fattest Citizens in International Democratic Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, International Democratic Union is ranked 13,246th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Estat Frances i Espanyol of Franxico | Libertarian Police State | “Treball, Família, Pŕtria” | |
| 2. |  The Transcathayan Empire of Trive 38 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Audere est facere” | |
| 3. |  The Suppressed squirrels of Klopswurst | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Screw you guys i'm going home” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of The Ursine Northlands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “On Land and Sea, The Bears are Free!” | |
| 5. |  The Sovereign Principality of Roumberre | Anarchy | “D'Ursini have, D'Ursini hold.” | |
| 6. |  The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples | Left-Leaning College State | “vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem, NationStates” | |
| 7. |  The Incomprehensible Oddity of Holy Purple Planet | Father Knows Best State | “Normal is Overrated” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of David S Pumpkin | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Any Questions?” | |
| 9. |  The QUACCO of Bears Armed Broadcasting Corporation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nationstate shall speak peace unto nationstate” | |
| 10. |  The Golden Sun Empire of Xiomera | Corporate Police State | “As The Sun Rises, So Has Xiomera” |
