The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Balder is ranked 12,717th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2,511. |  The Republic of Gohir | Corporate Bordello | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2,512. | The Holy Empire of Shinano worship group 8 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We strike from behind” | |
| 2,513. | The Republic of Haydenbr | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 2,514. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Dollania | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Racing Toward the Future” | |
| 2,515. | The People's Republic of QuietlyStanding3 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 2,516. | The Republic of Ooferian Farmer Army 113 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Puppet Nation of Oofery” | |
| 2,517. | The Republic of Lemonbergs | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 2,518. | The Republic of The Guy for This | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 2,519. |  The Republic of State of Israel | Father Knows Best State | “אם תרצו, אין זו אגדה” | |
| 2,520. |  The Matriarchy of Doguegerld | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “check out my factbook doggies” |
