The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Balder is ranked 15,660th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 2. |  The City-State of New Lower Manhattan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “World's largest city since 2080” | |
| 3. |  The Bodysnatchars of Economichunger | Compulsory Consumerist State | “show me the place where he inserted the blade” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Edisonia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All hail the golden profit bird! *squawk*” | |
| 5. |  The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederation | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Loyalty leads to Glory !” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Bad option | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If i have to choose i will get it wrong” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Don't tread on me” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of -Death and Destruction- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Death and Destruction” | |
| 9. |  The Crowd of Numaibicii | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Ei da!” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Min Kyrat | Iron Fist Consumerists | “May Pagan's light shine upon you all” |
