The Safest in Esportiva
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Esportiva is ranked 8,949th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 61. |  The Winter Wonderland of North Pole and South Lapland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mfs always ask if Santas real but never if Santas ok 😔” | |
| 62. |  The Grand Duchy of Montego- | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Dieu Est Mon Aide” | |
| 63. |  The Federation of Spit in the Fan | Free-Market Paradise | “Too dumb to live.” | |
| 64. |  The United States of Yolcan | Capitalist Paradise | “Unidos en la diversidad/Unidos na Diversidade” | |
| 65. |  The Queendom of Thalamascia | Mother Knows Best State | “Be the stream not the river” | |
| 66. |  The Overseas Region of Esportivan Darmen | Moralistic Democracy | “Generosity, Humility, Loyalty.” | |
| 67. |  The Free Land of Capital Cove | Capitalist Paradise | “Rebus oeconomicis et profectum” | |
| 68. |  The Kanarolm of Sokoku Domei | Corporate Bordello | “Under Heaven, All Are United” | |
| 69. |  The Queendom of Lozho | Corporate Police State | “If you want it, we’ve got it” | |
| 70. |  The United Provinces of Xanneria | Capitalist Paradise | “Move Forward” |
