The Safest in Esportiva
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Clarissa's Extra Territories of Alanis Star | Democratic Socialists | “♥ ^^ I am Clarissa! I am built to love! ^^ ♥” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Tumbra | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Liberty and Justice for All” | |
| 3. |  The International Community of TJUN-ia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Together, We're Stronger!” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Nordic Union of Aboveland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sämmessa som enna” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Natanians and Nosts | Democratic Socialists | “NATAN NATAN EST VT NATANICII SVNT BONI” | |
| 6. |  The League of Schimata | Democratic Socialists | “Zoun apo ti Thalassa” | |
| 7. |  The Elefriends of South Newlandia | Left-wing Utopia | “Have an elephantastic day!” | |
| 8. |  The Eighth Republic of Super-Llamaland | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Hoc est en latina!” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Hapilopper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Vangaziland | New York Times Democracy | “Resist the corrupt..” |
