The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Western Isles
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Intermittent Republic of Murab | New York Times Democracy | “Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.” | |
| 2. |  The Salimanasia of The United Partitions | Anarchy | “Xolxayotztli yn Titolpextli | Liberty and Progress” | |
| 3. |  The Island Republic of Cosie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ubi bene, ibi patria” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of Seafoam Island | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!” | |
| 5. |  The Nation of Eurania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “意天照空” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Liernma | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Order in Loyalty” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Panneau | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For the glory of Panneau!” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of American Liberal Principalities | Left-Leaning College State | “Life, Liberty, Property, and the Pursuit of Happiness.” | |
| 9. |  The Land of Townside | Father Knows Best State | “For the King, the Law and the People” | |
| 10. |  The Snark Queen of Shidei | Mother Knows Best State | “Squawk” |
