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Romanno wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Romanno has offically banned the consumption and sale of dog meat after a 5-year long battle with the Romanno Food Association to get the ban passed. The leader before me was a big fan of dog meat, but i have worked tirelessly to get the ban passed, and it finally happened. Romanno now has a new policy: we will not support any country who allows the consumption and/or sale of dog meat.

b-whaaat?

But it's sooo tender!

Romanno wrote:No.

I’d suggest you reconsider due to the military force at my disposal

Vyata Temor wrote:b-whaaat?

But it's sooo tender!

Well our national animal is the Romanno Wolf, so we don't exactly look too kindly on dog/wolf meat consumption. We are now implementing sanctions on your country, and these sanctions will not be lifted until you ban dog meat in your nation.

I’m new to the game everyone. I’m a capitalist nation btw, so I’m not willing to help out dictators.

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:I’d suggest you reconsider due to the military force at my disposal

No. I have 2 nuclear bombs ready to strike at anytime. Do you really want to lose possibly 1 million people or more?

Valledan wrote:I’m new to the game everyone. I’m a capitalist nation btw, so I’m not willing to help out dictators.

Don't worry, my nation is a democracy, not a dictatorship

Valledan

Romanno wrote:Well our national animal is the Romanno Wolf, so we don't exactly look too kindly on dog/wolf meat consumption. We are now implementing sanctions on your country, and these sanctions will not be lifted until you ban dog meat in your nation.

We're going to burn your sanction papers in a fire, and laugh for a while.

Dog meat is still a go in our country.

Romanno wrote:No. I have 2 nuclear bombs ready to strike at anytime. Do you really want to lose possibly 1 million people or more?

Two? Oh buddy. The Austro-German Luftwaffe has over a thousand at their disposal, Intercontinential, and packing in the megatons.

Valledan

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:Two? Oh buddy. The Austro-German Luftwaffe has over a thousand at their disposal, Intercontinential, and packing in the megatons.

Why have nukes when peace is free?

Valledan wrote:Why have nukes when peace is free?

Peace ain't free, it's a $1.59 for a piece of peace.

I should re-claim on Strangereal

The Austro Germanic Union wrote:Two? Oh buddy. The Austro-German Luftwaffe has over a thousand at their disposal, Intercontinential, and packing in the megatons.

Oh really?. Do you remember what happened the last time the Luftwaffle engaged in conflict?. Spoiler alert: you lost. Oh, and the last time Austria had a empire it completely collapsed into multiple nations, one of which had its own collapse while the others were occupied by a larger nation. The odds are against you

Vyata Temor wrote:Peace ain't free, it's a $1.59 for a piece of peace.

Sounds like bribery

Valledan wrote:Why have nukes when peace is free?

Because peace isn't free. Some random nation wants to annex my land. If i was too peaceful they would already be doing it. My military capibilities, as small as they may be, are atleast helping me out in this diplomatic crisis.

Valledan wrote:Sounds like bribery

It's not, for 25 cents extra, you can get a cup o' authoritarianism.

Valledan

Fact of the day: Snow can bite if it feels threaten.

Aerilia wrote:Fact of the day: Snow can bite if it feels threaten.

Now that's why I had those little tooth marks on my arm last winter!

Romanno wrote:Oh really?. Do you remember what happened the last time the Luftwaffle engaged in conflict?. Spoiler alert: you lost. Oh, and the last time Austria had a empire it completely collapsed into multiple nations, one of which had its own collapse while the others were occupied by a larger nation. The odds are against you

Do you have any syrup for those luftwaffles?

Aerilia wrote:Fact of the day: Snow can bite if it feels threaten.

Source: Reddit

BREAKING NEWS: Romanno is preparing for a possible conflict. While Romanno has claimed it wants peace, it also acknowledges that the chance for peace may be fading.

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Do you have any syrup for those luftwaffles?

Mind If I have a bite?

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Do you have any syrup for those luftwaffles?

Yes i do. Once we're done eating the luftwaffles, we can eat Austria-Germany's nuclear bombs. I heard they taste really good with soy sauce!

Vyata Temor wrote:Mind If I have a bite?

Not at all.

Romanno wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Romanno is preparing for a possible conflict. While Romanno has claimed it wants peace, it also acknowledges that the chance for peace may be fading.

How you getting out of this “diplomatic crisis” though?

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