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*Ahem!* A poem.
I've been howling at the moon
But it has yet to howl back.
Zombie Penguins, Tercania islands, and Nuroblav
The Witness stirs from their nap and slaps a piece of paper for the poetry contest onto the counter.
Of the witches who hexed the moon
They went right ahead
And cursed it 'till it bled
With some whipped up eldritch rune
Now that never sits pretty well
And so unleashed the hounds o' hell
Gnashing at the bit
While said witches split
Havin' done their lunar cursin' spell
I'd also like to order some Alfred Hick's moonshine, please. As much of it as possible. I'll pay up my tab too. Hey, get over here, you.
The Witness snaps their finger and a terrified looking drone walks up from out of nowhere, who is given a bulging wallet and shoved towards the cash register of Flo.
Keep paying for drinks as long as you can, you're from one of the better batches, right? Expensive one too. I'm sure you can hold out a few hours.
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Tercania islands
*A zombie brings over a barrel of moonshine*
Brocklandia, Jehovahs witness, and Tercania islands
The Witness grabs the barrel of moonshine and gives the zombie penguin a thumbs up before tilting the barrel back and starting to chug directly from the tap, all while pained sounds are coming from the direction of the drone.
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Tercania islands
A poem from up north:
Does the moon look different from Canada?
It's strange how things change as you go north.
Reflecting off the gentle snow, it takes your breath away.
I would bet the moon looks very different from Mars.
Phobos and Deimos, terror and panic. Is this the way things are?
When we escape the reality of this earth to go there someday.
Is fear and terror all we face?
Or is there something more.
Like Uranous spinning on her side like a dizzy little child turning blue.
Or Jupiter's 79 little friends.
Io, only the vowels matter.
Is that the truth?
f y rmv th cnsnnts wld y stll gt th sm rslt?
Why?
The real question is, why not?
Go beyond the horizon.
A small friend can balance your gravity, shape your seasons and drive your tides.
Don't remember. But don't forget, either.
Brocklandia, Jehovahs witness, and Tercania islands
So I was in the process of writing another poem for the poetry contest and ran the grammar checker. The checker changed one of the lines to read as follows:
- Black dog sex toy
So now I can't post the poem, because that one line is so much better than the rest of it. Please accept that line as the First Place winning poem.
If you don't, I'll unleash my grammar checker on you.
Zombie Penguins, Jehovahs witness, Tercania islands, and Nuroblav
Ah, understandable. You never know when you might want to kill your family. Speaking of which, look what's on TV.
Jehovahs witness, Tercania islands, and The Grimm Reaper
The Witness finally stops chugging from the barrel and sets it down, relaxing at the counter.
More in there than it seems... And now I've thoroughly pumped myself full of moonshine, and I see that drone is long since dead. Excellent service as always.
Season 15 was the best one. That's when they introduced the cousin twice removed.
Zombie Penguins and Tercania islands
Well first, you can collapse the universe with said structure, since it is the invisible gravity, by manipulating it to bring everything closer and cause chaos, second, the anti matter was removed in the birth of the universe, third, I have to agree with you on this point, it makes everything better for an reasonable argument
I dunno--I still prefer the dog's evil doppelgänger from the mirror dimension. When that dog married the cousin's long-lost half sister who moonlighted as an Elvis impersonator, their first litter was possessed by the devil, and the P.T.D.S made the dog go on that three-state ax murder spree, that was some quality family entertainment, I tell you.
I didn't like that last arc, it made light of P.T.D.S. TV colors perceptions and not not all P.T.D.S. sufferers go on ax murder sprees, only 30% of them, statistically. Shame about what the other 60% also get up to though.
True, but all the colors and flashing lights and flashbacks caused about 45.7% of the viewership to have epileptic convulsions, and those are always fun to watch.
So you're saying quantum physics and the expanding universe theory would be easier to understand if everything was made of lemon-lime flavored Kool-Aid? Well, how do you know it isn't?
possibly
nah I call it the police gang mugging
The Moon stares in silence at the cities below
pondering the lights which dim its glow
They do not know the glory in me
nor do they want to see
Perhaps I will ask the sun
and see what she has done
' Man do not forsake nature
for it is that which to you natures
( this was submitted over 3 years ago here, so here it is again)
Brocklandia and Duncan the delivery doggo
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
*your eyes glaze over and become white pupils*
*breaths*
FINALLY! A body...
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