The South PacificBoard

Orcuo wrote:

Good ‘ol imperialist times.

I perfer 1933 to 1945

Hamsreich wrote:

I perfer 1933 to 1945

DO NOT MENTION NSDAP!!
*Kicks you in the crotch*

Boroii wrote:

Yey my nation is 1 year old according to an easter egg

Congrats

TescoPepsi wrote:

I have the discord app.

Ah, has your sister left the room yet?

Good morning

British Bharat wrote:

Ah, has your sister left the room yet?

Yeah, I'll be able to join in a few minutes, just came back from the shops.

TescoPepsi wrote:

Yeah, I'll be able to join in a few minutes, just came back from the shops.

Okay.

TescoPepsi wrote:

Sorry, my brother and sister now want to stay here.

Just think: what would Bismarck do?

British Bharat wrote:

*pulls out telegrams, the newspaper and the spanish crown*

Exactly, start a war between the two of them TescoPepsi. What will it do? I'm not sure, but it's free entertainment, ig.

Mavenu wrote:

invade France instead of Russia on the assumption that Germany could knock out France easily before the Russian military could get started mobilizing?

That’s pretty weird to treat sibilings that way

Survival of the fittest.

Maybe Orcuo wrote:

Chaos.

Wye aye, always is when orcuo is in town.

Alice Parker wrote:

Curly, love. You don't have to do any of that. You know that I steal all that is necessary for us to thrive and survive here. I must say that I have three warehouses filled with TSP Lampshades. We might try to sell them.

Curlyhoward:"Vinny, I thought of you first!"

Vinny:"Whatcha got buddy?"

Curlyhoward:"I have a direct line to some lampshades. These are from Alice Parker and her crew. These are genuine South Pacific lampshades, and I am authorized to offer these at a great price, if you grab the whole load."

Vinny:"How much you got Paulie, uh, I mean, Curlyhoward???"

Curlyhoward:"Moe kept one for our sainted mother, but other than that, the truckload of ten thousand lampshades are yours for 40 grand, and five years of protection, guaranteed... capiche???"

Vinny:"You got it Curlyhoward!!! I always wondered why you do me so rite."

Curlyhoward:"You clued me in to Alice Parker back when. She's my world now. I'd do anything for you! "

Vinny:"You touch my heart. For a present to you and Alice Parker, I will give you 80 grand, protection for life, and I will slap Moe hard!"

Curlyhoward:"ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!! "