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Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:classes are boring when you can have your own country :(
edit: it gets worse when you're simping

ITS NO SIMP SEPTEMBER MY BOY!
PREPARE TO FACE THE WRAITH OF BREXIERRIECH!

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:So apparently Russia is claiming Venus as a Russian Planet.

Why Venus though?

Slagenseter forn wrote:Why Venus though?

Why is the Bishop of Orlando also the bishop of the moon?

Slagenseter forn wrote:Why Venus though?

cuzYnot

Slagenseter forn and Brethren

Brethren wrote:Why is the Bishop of Orlando also the bishop of the moon?

Euricanis wrote:cuzYnot

this is actually the most tired i've ever been and i've done absolutely nothing today

The Talking Point
The nation is currently revamping its entire education system.

awwwww, not AGAIN

i appreciate the fact that my computer is literally an inch from my bed so i can conveniently sleep for like a few hours before getting anything done

speaking of which, i'm going to go do that now

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:ITS NO SIMP SEPTEMBER MY BOY!
PREPARE TO FACE THE WRAITH OF BREXIERRIECH!

I'M SORRY
I JUST WISH STRANGER LIKED ME BACK :(

. . . still thinking about condor pics.

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Euricanis wrote:...huh?

i can't focus bc i'm a sad simp and trying my best with ohmygodletmepickaname

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:I'M SORRY
I JUST WISH STRANGER LIKED ME BACK :(

HAHA!
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!
dont worry mate i wont call Brexerriech to end you!

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Brethren wrote:. . . still thinking about condor pics.

who doesn't?

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:HAHA!
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!
dont worry mate i wont call Brexerriech to end you!

will big boi boris and his verryyyyy young fiancee cast me out? (i don't even live on the same continent what am i talking about)

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:will big boi boris and his verryyyyy young fiancee cast me out? (i don't even live on the same continent what am i talking about)

relax brexiterriech wont end you

I M G E T T I N G S O M E O N E F A R W O R S E !

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:relax brexiterriech wont end you
I M G E T T I N G S O M E O N E F A R W O R S E !

oh no :(
(why do male cubical workers stand up when women enter the room)

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:oh no :(

one moment i need to finish something up real quick
will you like to repent your sins in the meantime?

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:one moment i need to finish something up real quick
will you like to repent your sins in the meantime?

no not really

Brethren wrote:Why is the Bishop of Orlando also the bishop of the moon?

*Loads shotgun*

Remember kids, say no to the Catholic Church. Before it's too late.

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Loads shotgun*

Remember kids, say no to the Catholic Church. Before it's too late.

rip i wish
getting confirmed soon
its a cult

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:rip i wish
getting confirmed soon
its a cult

oof, zats not good

Peatiktist wrote:Alright. So Of Centralist Brexit, my brain is going too many directions to properly write a RP post without some basis.

So if you want to start the RP, go ahead. If not, can you at least describe your capital a bit?

hmmm may as well
The dawn Rises upon the Kingdom of Cardonia, with the Great sun of Suilia warming the Cardonian autumn and blesses its lights from the tops of Corellia's Valleys in the south, to the now Ancient Londionia Parliaments in the Capital of Cardonia to the north. Today marks the 30th aniverssuary of the Cardonian Kingdom after constant infighting against the "democratic" Londonia Republic. In truth, the Republic was nothing less then a 1 party state, with any form of democracy corroding into dust. The Cardonian Kingdom won and reinstated the figurehead and democracy at a heavy cost, a cost which can still be felt even to this day. As a result, the Nation's rather small yet professional military has invested into Unmanned technologies, resulting in heavy usage of UAV's and UGV's to minimize human casualties. Despite great leaps in technological advancements, the Nation is still militarily weak against its neighbours and Imperial Nations. The Prime Minister of Cardonia, Minster Charles Griffiths, along with all the major parties seated in Parliament decided that if the nation is to survive it must lean towards powerful allies whom they can be counted on. Seeing what is happening to the Kingdom of Serkin quickly ruled out Kampf of being an ally in fear of becoming no more then a puppet. The State of Levantin was also quickly ruled out due to a lack of freedom towards its people, something the cardonians fought for during their civil war. Charles decided that the nation of Peatiktist Would be a good choice, although they knew they would be losing full independance from other nations, they would help preserve the Nations Identity.
A message was sent to Peatiktist In the Valish Language

Dear Leader of the Nation of Peatiktist (I dont know who your leader is so F):
"I am the Prime Minister of the now Reemergent nation of the Kingdom of Cardonia, a Nation who is still recovering from a Civil war 30 years ago,
I am Writing to you now upon to ask for defensive and Economic support as I fear we are no longer capable of defending our selves.
We know that you will ask for something in return, most likely stripping away some of our Autonomy and for us to be placed under your sphere of influence, in which we are willing to give to a point. In return for Economic and Defensive support, we are more then willing to support your war against the Dictatorship that is the nation of Levitine, even sending soldiers and equipment if needs be.
If you wish to Discuss this matter, please Respond to the message as well as discussing your method of getting to Londiff, from there we will await your arrival
Prime Minister of Her Majesty's New Government,
Charles Griffiths

This message was then sent via air towards Peatikist, the Fate of cardonia uncertain for another cold and bitter night.
OOC: guess this will do for a 24 hour wait XD

Ohmygodletmepickaname wrote:rip i wish
getting confirmed soon
its a cult

+f

It's too late for u

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Loads shotgun*

Remember kids, say no to the Catholic Church. Before it's too late.

Hey now, you'll make Moon Bishop sad :(

Ohmygodletmepickaname

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:oof, zats not good

i know
at least i'm not a boy (use your imagination)
my confirmation is the last step i need to get out hahah like i think i believe in god but i hate the catholic church so much. some of it is amazing but all of the steps (protestants you got lucky) to being a member of the church is too many. i had to spend every wednesday with a group of kids that also didn't want to be there so they were rude to the instructor. it was h e l l

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