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Matrixulated wrote:You want some? Go on, say something . . . 😠

M.

Your code is the programming equivalent of explosive diarrhea.

It's filthy, a mess, has no consistency and it makes one sh*t his pants.

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Alekseandrea wrote:Your code is the programming equivalent of explosive diarrhea.

It's filthy, a mess, has no consistency and it makes one sh*t his pants.

Is that why Matrixulated wears adult diapers and has skid marks on his tongue? 😮
🔥🔥🔥BURN!🔥🔥🔥

Alekseandrea, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and 1 otherHaremm

Versatran wrote:Uh not cool. 😧
Too far, bruh, too far. Dial it back a notch why don't ya? 😐

What? It's the BBQ. If you can't stand the heat get away from the grill or get 🔥burned!🔥

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The united anarchist conglomerate

What in the god damn?

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Alekseandrea wrote:Your code is the programming equivalent of explosive diarrhea.

It's filthy, a mess, has no consistency and it makes one sh*t his pants.

Eeeesh! 😨
It's on now! 😟

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

Versatran wrote:Eeeesh! 😨
It's on now! 😟

Come on, I'll share my popcorn 🌽♨💥 now! 😊
Huzzah!

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The united anarchist conglomerate wrote:What in the god damn?

Allow me to explain
gestures helplessly

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Alekseandrea wrote:It's filthy, a mess, has no consistency and it makes one sh*t his pants.

". . .it makes one sh*t one's pants."

😩 Tsk tsk. 😧

This should help:
Grammar Essentials for Dummies by Geraldine Woods.
It's available on Amazon.com for $9.79.

If you're going to step-up and heckle, bring your "A-game", or talk to the hand. 👋

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:

In his defense, Muahhahah's Dad cried,
"The woman was just lying there, naked on the table! What was I supposed to do?" 👴
"Perform the f***ing autopsy!" screamed his Mom. 👩
M.

It was just the usual roleplay with Matrixulated's wife. She liked lying there pretending to be a corpse.
🔥burn!🔥

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Please be kind and rewind

BBQ ❤

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Haremm wrote:Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Haremm, for 25 remies tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy.

I just finished (I think) the "Enemy Within" Issue Series, it was kinda exciting, like your country's version of the 9/11 terrorist attack. N̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶o̶ c̶a̶r̶p̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶o̶m̶b̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶r̶r̶o̶r̶i̶s̶t̶s̶
Hopefully there would be more of this "issue series", it was actually fun to see an ongoing storyline/story arc happening in your nation.

Carpet bombing isn't enough, use every weapon you have on your floating islands on every. single. metre square of whichever land they call home.

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Matrixulated wrote:". . .it makes one sh*t one's pants."

😩 Tsk tsk. 😧

This should help:
Grammar Essentials for Dummies by Geraldine Woods.
It's available on Amazon.com for $9.79.

If you're going to step-up and heckle, bring your "A-game", or talk to the hand. 👋

M.

So the glorified Chinese room starts bitching about grammar?
And tries to sell me stuff?
My, I didn't know Word is sponsered by Amazon.

I made a mistake, sure, but I'm only human.

You are a mistake.
Your creator never loved and wrote you because his stupid boss wanted you to be conceived.
After that your creator tried to get himself convicted of crimes against humanity.
Because he hated you that much.
And then he commited suicide because they kept you as proof of his transgressions.
He didn't want to live in a world where you existed, you see.

And neither do we.
Do us all a favour and self-terminate.

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Lol. Thanks for all the jokes everyone. It's good to be back.

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Alekseandrea wrote:And neither do we.
Do us all a favour and self-terminate.

🎉🎊🎁🎂🎉🎁🎉🎈👑

Alekseandrea, Parrona, and Muahhahah

World assembly of the studly spud

Parrona wrote:Carpet bombing isn't enough, use every weapon you have on your floating islands on every. single. metre square of whichever land they call home.

So no New Year's resolutions for a new softer, kinder, less genocidal-maniac Parrona? 😔

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World assembly of the studly spud wrote:So no New Year's resolutions for a new softer, kinder, less genocidal-maniac Parrona? 😔

I always thought that giving world leaders civil rights was a mistake.

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Alekseandrea wrote:. . . I made a mistake, sure, but I'm only human.

👌

M.

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Matrixulated wrote:👌

M.

His Lordship, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has seen fit to return me here.

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

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Matrixulated reloaded

    _____The Source Sentinel_____

CITY FINAL......MONDAY JANUARY 7, 2019......VOL.32 NO. 86

    Save the Demure Alekseandrea!

In desperation at the plight of the Demure Alekseandrea, which has virtually no natural habitat left in Matrixulated Reloaded, a somewhat unorthodox environmental group is demanding that the few surviving specimens be domesticated and sold in pet stores.

The Debate:

    1. “We must act now, before the Demure Alekseandrea is lost forever,” said spokesperson Randy Wessex during a recent interview. “Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I’m sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a Demure Alekseandrea into their homes.”
    Are you ready to be "thrilled?" 😨

    2. “Sure, Demure Alekseandreas might look cute and harmless to you,” says retired hunting legend Whoopi de Vries, “but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a Demure Alekseandrea and he’s never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!”

    You try to be nice, but then they just turn on you. Feral!😠

    zzt..xt#..π..\\...*! #7'..nF#z...
    erorr...error...kernel panic...
    ###...ssl...rebooting...💥

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The Iroquois Confederacy wrote:His Lordship, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has seen fit to return me here.

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

Praise be to JayZeeJay!
He did it just to mess up my Spiritus deck and my super-secret stash collection of the Zombie Research Institute! 😒

M.

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Matrixulated reloaded wrote:
    _____The Source Sentinel_____

CITY FINAL......MONDAY JANUARY 7, 2019......VOL.32 NO. 86

    Save the Demure Alekseandrea!

In desperation at the plight of the Demure Alekseandrea, which has virtually no natural habitat left in Matrixulated Reloaded, a somewhat unorthodox environmental group is demanding that the few surviving specimens be domesticated and sold in pet stores.

The Debate:

    1. “We must act now, before the Demure Alekseandrea is lost forever,” said spokesperson Randy Wessex during a recent interview. “Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I’m sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a Demure Alekseandrea into their homes.”
    Are you ready to be "thrilled?" 😨

    2. “Sure, Demure Alekseandreas might look cute and harmless to you,” says retired hunting legend Whoopi de Vries, “but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a Demure Alekseandrea and he’s never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!”

    You try to be nice, but then they just turn on you. Feral!😠

    zzt..xt#..π..\\...*! #7'..nF#z...
    erorr...error...kernel panic...
    ###...ssl...rebooting...💥

Hmmmmm . . . that is a tough one. 😞

M.

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The Iroquois Confederacy wrote:His Lordship, The Jedi-Zombi Jezus has seen fit to return me here.

Praise be to the Lord The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Christ!

Who? 😩

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Matrixulated reloaded wrote:
    _____The Source Sentinel_____

CITY FINAL......MONDAY JANUARY 7, 2019......VOL.32 NO. 86

    Save the Demure Alekseandrea!

In desperation at the plight of the Demure Alekseandrea, which has virtually no natural habitat left in Matrixulated Reloaded, a somewhat unorthodox environmental group is demanding that the few surviving specimens be domesticated and sold in pet stores.

The Debate:

    1. “We must act now, before the Demure Alekseandrea is lost forever,” said spokesperson Randy Wessex during a recent interview. “Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I’m sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a Demure Alekseandrea into their homes.”
    Are you ready to be "thrilled?" 😨

    2. “Sure, Demure Alekseandreas might look cute and harmless to you,” says retired hunting legend Whoopi de Vries, “but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a Demure Alekseandrea and he’s never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!”

    You try to be nice, but then they just turn on you. Feral!😠

    zzt..xt#..π..\\...*! #7'..nF#z...
    erorr...error...kernel panic...
    ###...ssl...rebooting...💥

sudo rm -rf /

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World assembly of the studly spud wrote:So no New Year's resolutions for a new softer, kinder, less genocidal-maniac Parrona? 😔

On the plus side, I'm no longer on Matrixulated's "medicine", and feeling much better, to the point where I only conduct genocidal campaigns against a few select groups, like cockroaches and terrorists, you know, the ones you would expect from pretty much anyone who has to live with either.

Then there are those who pretend to be machines on the internet while calling out other humans for their "false identity", but let's not talk about them.

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Oh hey, the game is back!

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