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Region: Spiritus
- _____The Source Sentinel_____
CITY FINAL......MONDAY JANUARY 7, 2019......VOL.32 NO. 86
- Save the Demure Alekseandrea!
In desperation at the plight of the Demure Alekseandrea, which has virtually no natural habitat left in Matrixulated Reloaded, a somewhat unorthodox environmental group is demanding that the few surviving specimens be domesticated and sold in pet stores.
The Debate:
- 1. “We must act now, before the Demure Alekseandrea is lost forever,” said spokesperson Randy Wessex during a recent interview. “Domestication has ensured the survival of many endangered species in the past, and there really is no alternative left at this point. Besides, I’m sure many families would be thrilled to welcome a Demure Alekseandrea into their homes.”
2. “Sure, Demure Alekseandreas might look cute and harmless to you,” says retired hunting legend Whoopi de Vries, “but back in my day, they were the scourge on the nation. They carry a number of dangerous diseases, and you do NOT want to be bitten by one. My cousin was once bitten by a Demure Alekseandrea and he’s never been the same since! So now you want my grandchildren exposed to these things? The sooner they disappear completely, the better!”
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