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Seems the Postal club fell asleep and have not been delivering the commentary of our other student organizations. As such the postal club has been disbanded and all Zetaopalatopian clubs, teams, groups, and other congregations or departments will be responsible for posting their own comments, opinions, and messages.

Posted by the former members of the Postal club.

P.S. This is not our fault, no one followed our delivery guidelines which clearly state that all messages must be addressed and written by hand. I mean what is the point of a Postal club if everyone is sending their messages via E-Mail.

P.P.S. Looking over the old club application sheet we see the cause of confusion, Seems we were mistakingly registered as the 'Posting club' due to a typographical error.

Northern Rosary Isles wrote:

Race you.

https://youtu.be/-kdkFJa2VJM

Were you really firing all your neurons when you made that decision?

Cossack Peoples wrote:

https://youtu.be/-kdkFJa2VJM

Were you really firing all your neurons when you made that decision?

What's wrong with a little friendly competition? No need to be aggressive about it, after all its all in the name of holiday spirit! And profit!

Northern Rosary Isles wrote:

What's wrong with a little friendly competition? No need to be aggressive about it, after all its all in the name of holiday spirit! And profit!

God I love profit. Speaking of which, Cossack Peoples, New vedan, Mussoliniburg; how are we rating on Cold War -> War on a scale of 1-10.

1 being almost peace and 10 being all out war

edit: forgot the >

Treadwellia wrote:

All this news of impending war building up has Mrs. Tubbius concerned. She is concerned that Her Chubby Claus might end up a bright red balloon of a target for a defense system or fighter jet squadron come Christmas. Tubbius laughs off the concern as He gives Fatty Tubbius another bottle of milk. "No one has ever shot down Santa, Lovey, or dared to try! Should they even think to attempt it, their country might as well rebuild all their power plants to run on coal forever, mmph, for being so naughty as that!"

Glorious society wrote:

Theoretically, that's infinite power. TIME TO SHOOT DOWN SANTA CLAUSE

Cossack Peoples wrote:

His damnation will fuel the fires of our industries for centuries to come. Our SAM system is now on the lookout for this unfathomably valuable prize.

Northern Rosary Isles wrote:

Race you.

Cossack Peoples wrote:

https://youtu.be/-kdkFJa2VJM

Were you really firing all your neurons when you made that decision?

Northern Rosary Isles wrote:

What's wrong with a little friendly competition? No need to be aggressive about it, after all its all in the name of holiday spirit! And profit!

Mussoliniburg wrote:

I agree it is time for this fat bearded bastard to stop invading our airspace. We know have a full radar view of the airspace over Mussoliniburg and are prepared to shoot down this terrorist with AP tank shell and a battery of rocket trucks.

Treadwellia wrote:

Oh oh. Tubbius is now a fifteen Tubb target?

"Are we forgetting that Santa Claus is a wanted criminal in Lugmeltistan?!" asks humble servant of Lugmeltistan Adrianic Ravenheart, brandishing a picture of Santa's mug shot. "The guy has literally countless breaking and entering, looting, and animal cruelty charges against him, not forget the hundreds of elves he's enslaving all year round! For all we know his so-called 'gifts' are nothing more than anthrax-laced candy! I think we all heard that one song of his infamous mutant reindeer from his 'Toy Research and Development'; You know, the one that shoots lasers from his nostrils?! We must stop this threat before it's too late! Then he can face the full wrath of Lazarus's justice system for crimes against sentience!"

Lugmeltistan wrote:

"Are we forgetting that Santa Claus is a wanted criminal in Lugmeltistan?!" asks humble servant of Lugmeltistan Adrianic Ravenheart, brandishing a picture of Santa's mug shot. "The guy has literally countless breaking and entering, looting, and animal cruelty charges against him, not forget the hundreds of elves he's enslaving all year round! For all we know his so-called 'gifts' are nothing more than anthrax-laced candy! I think we all heard that one song of his infamous mutant reindeer from his 'Toy Research and Development'; You know, the one that shoots lasers from his nostrils?! We must stop this threat before it's too late! Then he can face the full wrath of Lazarus's justice system for crimes against sentience!"

"Not real, you say?" questions a large, jolly man sporting a white beard, red hat, and thick boots who just slid down Leader Lugard Melton's chimney. "I can assure you all that I'm the genuine article! Now all of this talk about shooting down my sleigh only proves what I've long suspected - Lazarus has been very, very naughty. Why, your crime rates are so high it sent my Naughty or Nice Detector haywire! Your unfeeling ways has killed your Christmas spirit. I'm afraid that you are all on my naughty list and will get no presents this year - only coal. Ho, ho, ho!"

Lugmeltistan wrote:

"Not real, you say?" questions a large, jolly man sporting a white beard, red hat, and thick boots who just slid down Leader Lugard Melton's chimney. "I can assure you all that I'm the genuine article! Now all of this talk about shooting down my sleigh only proves what I've long suspected - Lazarus has been very, very naughty. Why, your crime rates are so high it sent my Naughty or Nice Detector haywire! Your unfeeling ways has killed your Christmas spirit. I'm afraid that you are all on my naughty list and will get no presents this year - only coal. Ho, ho, ho!"

Hey whoa who you talking about naughty my crime rates are not even on the scale they are below the scale. My nation has no crime. We might be naughty because we committed genocide but that is it.

Treadwellia wrote:

All this news of impending war building up has Mrs. Tubbius concerned. She is concerned that Her Chubby Claus might end up a bright red balloon of a target for a defense system or fighter jet squadron come Christmas. Tubbius laughs off the concern as He gives Fatty Tubbius another bottle of milk. "No one has ever shot down Santa, Lovey, or dared to try! Should they even think to attempt it, their country might as well rebuild all their power plants to run on coal forever, mmph, for being so naughty as that!"

I might just take you up on that one!

Dernel wrote:

I might just take you up on that one!

Free coal for everyone!!!

*ztuffz datez vith cream cheeze and pecanz and zharez them vith you all* <3

Lugmeltistan wrote:

"Not real, you say?" questions a large, jolly man sporting a white beard, red hat, and thick boots who just slid down Leader Lugard Melton's chimney. "I can assure you all that I'm the genuine article! Now all of this talk about shooting down my sleigh only proves what I've long suspected - Lazarus has been very, very naughty. Why, your crime rates are so high it sent my Naughty or Nice Detector haywire! Your unfeeling ways has killed your Christmas spirit. I'm afraid that you are all on my naughty list and will get no presents this year - only coal. Ho, ho, ho!"

"After him!" cries Leader Lugard Melton, as the Lugmeltistanian Secret Service scrambles into the room to apprehend the outlaw. Seeing he should make an exit, Santa Clause's impersonator stops eating the Artisan Foundation's cookies and appears to sneeze himself back up the chimney. Leader Lugard Melton turns to Adrianic Ravenheart.

"I need advice. Fetch me-"

"Diamond Artisan?" says he, his entire nine feet and seven inches suddenly stepping out of the shadows. "We have been attempting to apprehend this rogue Immortal - yes, he is obviously an Immortal - since the Artisan Foundation's conception. Scramble your jets and use your air-to-air missiles to corral him in Lugmeltistanian airspace; you won't be able to shoot him down, even with an Armageddon of nukes at your disposal and the crazed mentality to use them. I'll take care of the rest..."

An aide runs into the office as the Superimmortal follows 'Santa' through the chimney. "Sir! Ole' St. Sinner has taken to the air, and our surface-to-air missiles are being zapped by his flying mutant pony - er, I mean reindeer! He's over an uninhabited area and the generals are requesting nukes be deployed. Your orders?"

"NO NUKES!! Deploy our best interceptors to maneuver this false icon towards the Artisan Foundation!"

"Yes, sir!"

After the aide leaves, Adrianic Ravenheart asks, "What shall I do?"

"Keep posting!"

- Adrianic Ravenheart, a humble servant Lugmeltistan.