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Post self-deleted by Norwegian FOREST Cat.

Ropanama wrote:The hell did I do???

Nothing :)

Ropanama wrote:The hell did I do???

Update: When landing, I noticed that I lost my left horizontal stabilizer.

The Confederate States of America wrote:*Gives you the fox* Now I can sleep at night!

Yippee! :3

Kabarovsk wrote:Is it okay if my president calls yours short for a joke about how authoritarianism was short-lived under you?

yeah! :3
It's fine.

Won't you make this right, while bringing chaos anew?

EAT IT UP, ALL YOU FIND, ALL THAT YOU'RE HAVING TONIGHT!

(this is from Will Stetson's english cover of Specialz)

"Hi, I'm Bruno Wagner. Director of a movie that will come out soon called Battle. I make epic scenes with Explosions."
*Sets off an explosion*

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:"Hi, I'm Bruno Wagner. Director of a movie that will come out soon called Battle. I make epic scenes with Explosions."
*Sets off an explosion*

Super based. 🗿🗿🗿🗿

The Confederate States of America wrote:Got a fox in the backyard.

Dora: Oh, so that's where Swiper's gone off to! Just say "Swiper no Swiping!"

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:"Hi, I'm Bruno Wagner. Director of a movie that will come out soon called Battle. I make epic scenes with Explosions."
*Sets off an explosion*

Bruno definitely reminds Danilo of his younger self in the 90s.

Gojira wrote:Bruno definitely reminds Danilo of his younger self in the 90s.

Nice. Do you think Danilo would like Bruno's film making?

Let me do a TedTalk Real quick for future reference:

My nation is a Furry Nation, deal with it...
Stop calling it not one, it's not funny at all...
That's the end! :D
That's for your time! :3

Post self-deleted by Norwegian FOREST Cat.

Guisemar wrote:Dariness does not exist. Darkness is simply the absence of light ☝️🤓

As in nerd fashion, ahem-

*Darkness

Anyways, I am the metaphorical absence of light! Fear me!! >:3

The Confederate States of America wrote:*Gives you the fox* Now I can sleep at night!

*drags CSA off RMB*

So you have given the fox to another.

You will be pardoned.

*Tapes the mouth of CSA*
"*** ** *****, You think that you are better than the state." *Takes cigarette and burns his eye*

*CSA cries out in pain*

You'll get off with a warning, consider this your first. - (State Protection) *Signals hand*

*Five men come with batons, dressed in Black suits with black gloves. They then start to hit CSA with their batons*

Next time it will be worse. - (State Protection)
-End clip-

Laforeia wrote:As in nerd fashion, ahem-

*Darkness

Anyways, I am the metaphorical absence of light! Fear me!! >:3

A technician goes to your house and fixes the darkness. "There, no darkness."

Norwegian FOREST Cat wrote:Sorry didn't mean to offend you.

it's ok to make mistakes! :3
We learn from them! :D

I should do KGB Files on my factbook

Laforeia wrote:As in nerd fashion, ahem-

*Darkness

Anyways, I am the metaphorical absence of light! Fear me!! >:3

aw man, my bread house :(

Ever since I ate my Little Caesar’s pizza, I keep farting uncontrollably
I think some worker there poisoned my pizza with fart potions…

Russian Brotherhood wrote:*drags CSA off RMB*

So you have given the fox to another.

You will be pardoned.

*Tapes the mouth of CSA*
"*** ** *****, You think that you are better than the state." *Takes cigarette and burns his eye*

*CSA cries out in pain*

You'll get off with a warning, consider this your first. - (State Protection) *Signals hand*

*Five men come with batons, dressed in Black suits with black gloves. They then start to hit CSA with their batons*

Next time it will be worse. - (State Protection)
-End clip-

Pings, The Great Furrican Empire, Norwegian FOREST Cat

Hiyzis II wrote:Ever since I ate my Little Caesar’s pizza, I keep farting uncontrollably
I think some worker there poisoned my pizza with fart potions…

... Uh-huh......

Hiyzis II wrote:Ever since I ate my Little Caesar’s pizza, I keep farting uncontrollably
I think some worker there poisoned my pizza with fart potions…

*KGB looks away*

Who would do that...

Russian Brotherhood wrote:Pings, furripon, Norwegian FOREST Cat

The hell?

Gojira
Divided Free Land

Somewhere on the Kurzak Coast.
A large cargo vessel baring the Flag of House Verdantia docks at a port, the port of which multiple multiple flags of the IFP. 4 Verdantia soldiers come out of the ship, as a container is lifted onto the docks. Two of the soldiers have “ANDROID” plastered onto their chestplate. A IFP soldier comes out to greet them. “Ah! So you’re the people from that disgusting Franci speaking place, yes?”
A Human Verdantian soldier comes up to the man, speaking in a heavy Verdantian (French) accent. “Ne soyez pas contrarié par le fait que nous sommes technologiquement supérieurs.”
The IFP soldier looks at the man, confused. “Uh…what?”
“Oh right, you speak that awful language you chose to use after you unlawfully broke free from your colonization.” The Verdantian says in Kurzak. “What i said was, don’t be upset were more technologically superior.”
“Just give us the f**king package.”
“Not until you apologize for not speaking in a civil manner.”
“Fine, im sorry.”
“Good. Open it.”
The two androids open the container, inside is a
Piece of C-44M1 along with a container of fusion cores.
“The f**k is this hunk of junk?”
“It is a C-44M Power Armor suit with enough fusion cores to last 5 years. It basically makes you walking tank.” Replies the Verdantian.
“Will it win us the war?”
“Hopefully.”
“…Alright then. Pack this thing up.”
The container is lifted onto a truck, which then leaves with 2 armored cars.

2 hours later.

The convoy moves on a steady pace through the highway, suddenly, a car drifts onto it’s side, blocking the road.

“You have got to be kidding me.”

The soldier get out and investigate, only to hear shots ring out, and hearing the sounds of tires deflating.

“Ambush!”

Suddenly, a horde of PPP troopers come from the sands, firing upon the IFP soldiers, who are quickly dispatched. A PPP soldier opens the container on the truck.

“Holy s**t.” He reaches for his radio. “All stations - Jackpot. Get a helicopter out here.”
A stealth Helicopter quickly arrives, attaching a hook to the armor, and taking the crate of fusion cores onboard. The helicopter flies away, headed to god knows where…

1. The C-44M looks like this:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/7/7f/FO76_T-45_power_armor.png/revision/latest?cb=20190913132912

The Teutonic Kingdom wrote:Nice. Do you think Danilo would like Bruno's film making?

Probably

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