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Mystic forest wrote:The Next Day...

A random Vultucan city has been attacked. We have no clue-wait, what? We have news. It seems the commander of this strange army is... yep... OH GOD HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS! OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!! OH MY GOD HE'S PEE-ING ON THE GROUND OH MY GOD HE'SCLAIMINGHISTERRITORYLIKEHEISADOGOMFGSOMEBODYCALL-

Video shows the peeing man be carried off to a field by police where he is brutally pounded/hit until he dies.

Then Vultuca starts massacring All of mystics nation

Peatiktist wrote:And technically Japan started the second one.

Germany started the second one by declaring war on Poland, Japan was already invading Asia while nobody gave one iota about it.

Ruso-germania and Mystic forest

Ruso-germania

New Terabithia wrote:Germany started the second one by declaring war on Poland, Japan was already invading Asia while nobody gave one iota about it.

Yeah, I don’t like how we got blamed for the first when in my opinion it was Austria-Hungary. We were just mobilizing because of Russia.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Yeah fvck Britain for ww1, they along with france are to blame for hitler

if only roosevelt won the election instead of wilson

then ww2 would of prob not happened since rossevelt would of gotten the US into war earlier (biggest possibility, which results in germany losing earlier and they dont get a punishment like in varseities)

Ruso-germania, The Angel of Charity, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and Mystic forest

Mystic forest wrote:The Next Day...

A random Vultucan city has been attacked. We have no clue-wait, what? We have news. It seems the commander of this strange army is... yep... OH GOD HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS! OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!! OH MY GOD HE'S PEE-ING ON THE GROUND OH MY GOD HE'SCLAIMINGHISTERRITORYLIKEHEISADOGOMFGSOMEBODYCALL-

. . . the hell kind of organization did my kids join?!

TBH, it was Kaiser Wilhelm who started the arms race with Britian and destroyed the alliance between them and Russia, so it was Wilhelm who screwed it up for Germany.

Ruso-germania

Mystic forest

Vultuca wrote:Video shows the peeing man be carried off to a field by police where he is brutally pounded/hit until he dies.

Then Vultuca starts massacring All of mystics nation

https://giphy.com/gifs/form-z9AUvhAEiXOqA

*When your in Vietnam and you see the bush move*

Sminishia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

How Sminishia thinks it could end with them trying to take back the triplet cities:

Patriotic, successfully taking the cities, kicking out the Kampf Imperialists, Urras, vodka, and citizens raising their fists.

How it would probably actually end:

Vultuca wrote:if only roosevelt won the election instead of wilson

then ww2 would of prob not happened since rossevelt would of gotten the US into war earlier (biggest possibility, which results in germany losing earlier and they dont get a punishment like in varseities)

Yeah woodrow wilson was a little fvcker, at least Roosevelt would have maybe awarded the Harlem Hellfighters for how they did had he been the President during the war.

Vultuca

Ruso-germania

New Terabithia wrote:TBH, it was Kaiser Wilhelm who started the arms race with Britian and destroyed the alliance between them and Russia, so it was Wilhelm who screwed it up for Germany.

If you think about it. World War One was just a big family feud.

Mystic forest wrote:The Next Day...

A random Vultucan city has been attacked. We have no clue-wait, what? We have news. It seems the commander of this strange army is... yep... OH GOD HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS PANTS! OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!!! OH MY GOD HE'S PEE-ING ON THE GROUND OH MY GOD HE'SCLAIMINGHISTERRITORYLIKEHEISADOGOMFGSOMEBODYCALL-

Excuse but what the what did I just read?

Brethren and Mystic forest

Vultuca wrote:if only roosevelt won the election instead of wilson

then ww2 would of prob not happened since rossevelt would of gotten the US into war earlier (biggest possibility, which results in germany losing earlier and they dont get a punishment like in Versailles)

Lol, FIFY.

Vultuca

Pakitsk wrote:Nein! Ich will leben! ICH WILL LEBEN!
Pretty sure that's about right.


Yeah, that’d be correct i think

Mystic forest

Ruso-germania wrote:If you think about it. World War One was just a big family feud.

You ever seen the video/read the book on "If WWI was a bar fight?"

I love it.

Ruso-germania, Shavara, BearStackof2015, and Brethren

Ruso-germania

New Terabithia wrote:Lol, FIFY.

I am assuming that you are German in real life or have heritage from there. But where in Germany are you or if it is the other option; are your ancestors from?

Mystic forest

Atlia sonis wrote:*When your in Vietnam and you see the bush move*

*When you're in Vietnam, and you hear the trees speaking.

SPEAK VIETNAMESE.

*picture appears of jungle*
Spot the Vietcong soldier!

You can not sleep now, there are Vietcong nearby

As Bernie looks up, he suddenly realizes his rifle has been taken from his hand, and he hears the trees start speaking Vietnamese

Not related to Vietnam but still want to say it:
As Ernie prepares to use his magic wand to change the letter P into R, he also prepares to turn Pakistan into Rubble with his other magic wand, the Ballistic MinuteMan-III missile.

Vultuca, Shavara, Atlia sonis, BearStackof2015, and 1 otherBrethren

Mystic forest wrote:You ever seen the video/read the book on "If WWI was a bar fight?"

I love it.

Recently watched a video about that theme, I love it so much.

Ruso-germania, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

Mystic forest wrote:*When you're in Vietnam, and you hear the trees speaking.

SPEAK VIETNAMESE.

*picture appears of jungle*
Spot the Vietcong soldier!

You can not sleep now, there are Vietcong nearby

As Bernie looks up, he suddenly realizes his rifle has been taken from his hand, and he hears the trees start speaking Vietnamese

Not related to Vietnam but still want to say it:
As Ernie prepares to use his magic wand to change the letter P into R, he also prepares to turn Pakistan into Rubble with his other magic wand, the Ballistic MinuteMan-III missile.

*When the response gets more likes than the original*

Ruso-germania, Shavara, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, BearStackof2015, and 1 otherMystic forest

Doesn’t know what to post

The new wisconsin empire

This dude needs more subs
https://m.youtube.com/user/flavacrava

BearStackof2015 and Mystic forest

Welp.

I gotta sleep.

BearStackof2015 and Mystic forest

Terrabis-Seran wrote:The only point of usable coast in TS is fortified more.

And Yet I do so to keep the balance of power, and to spit in Charity's face.

Imperial troops continue to make last minute preparations.

...
Insulting. If that was a canon statement by your nation that would be a war-worthy issue.

Peatiktist, Shavara, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

Greater felter wrote:Felter isn’t surprised he has chips inside his brain, seems like a common thing for people as smart as him. She is quite happy that he is basically recovered.

2ersh sleeps for a while longer, and after another hour or so he sits up without difficulty and smiles at her.

"Hey beautiful. Any news on how much longer I'm going to be in here?"

Greater felter, The Angel of Charity, BearStackof2015, and Mystic forest

The new wisconsin empire

Am I going attacked or what?

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