The Dual Kingdom of Osberg-Thitania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Her Royal Highness Queen Isabella II with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.418 billion Osberg and Thitanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osberberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The all-consuming Osberg and Thitanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,361 trillion Kronens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 100,848 Kronens, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osberg-Thitania's national animal is the Blue Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Church of the Dual Kingdom.

Osberg-Thitania is ranked 205,989^th in the world and 6^th in The Commonwealth of Crowns for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 52.01 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.