The Constitutional Monarchy of Ormazd is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 228 million Ormazdians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ormazdian economy, worth 12.6 trillion Darics a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,174 Darics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormazd's national animal is the Simurgh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ormazd is ranked 289,035^th in the world and 11^th in New Lacia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.