The Constitutional Monarchy of Ormazd is a large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 193 million Ormazdians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ormazdian economy, worth 9.59 trillion Darics a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,693 Darics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ormazd City, and Ormazdians seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ormazd's national animal is the Simurgh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ormazd is ranked 299,773^rd in the world and 12^th in New Lacia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.