The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.314 billion Oktotheioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphire City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oktotheioan economy, worth a remarkable 7,626 trillion Gold Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 467,452 Gold Hearts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, a light breeze is enough to make Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch fold, and factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas. Crime is totally unknown. Oktotheio's national animal is the Collared Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oktotheism.

Oktotheio is ranked 1,321^st in the world and 1^st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 956.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.